tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291101.post116443700150223782..comments2023-10-08T08:55:42.516-07:00Comments on chuck7: real breadUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291101.post-8981455379478591692008-04-27T12:27:00.000-07:002008-04-27T12:27:00.000-07:00Hello everyone, I've been living in Pripyet, Ukrai...Hello everyone, I've been living in Pripyet, Ukraine for the last 5 months because my parents kicked me out of the house after losing 4 jobs in row. As you know the firings were orhestrated by a zionist element controlling all print media.<BR/>Pripyet was nice and peaceful. And FREE. The radiation thing is way overblown, even laughable.<BR/>Anyway, Shake is working on starting up a new newspaper and said I was welcome. <BR/>Apparently, there is guy writing for the Bisbee Observer named Jim Dwyer who once hurled Shake down a flight of steps during a talk he was giving to a lot of really fat, really white, tourists.<BR/>Of course the Shake's rights were violating and the local cops just laughed when the Shake tried to press charges. Dwyer was seen sneering and laughing with cops as<BR/>he recounted the events.<BR/>Hopefully Shake's paper will get off the ground soon and with the Lord's help we'll be able to defeat vicious satanists like Jim Dwyer and the Bisbee Gestapo.<BR/><BR/>Turner DupreAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291101.post-48534213881629180792007-11-11T16:04:00.000-07:002007-11-11T16:04:00.000-07:00That Turner Dupre once drove a Wonder Bread deiver...That Turner Dupre once drove a Wonder Bread deivery truck is beside the point. He was fired for wearing a suit made from white bread<BR/>sliced singles.<BR/>Do NOT even try the word 'Pumpernickel'<BR/>around the man-I have a slow healing exit wound to prove it, and I didn't even get past saying 'Pumpernic...' <BR/>And yeast? Don't get him started!<BR/><BR/><BR/>-SHAKEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291101.post-142298335555723362007-11-11T15:44:00.000-07:002007-11-11T15:44:00.000-07:00Oh my god, I am honored the mysterious writer Turn...Oh my god, I am honored the mysterious writer Turner Dupre has commented on my blog!!CW Spec Collhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02567683805141940226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17291101.post-32676739630363193642007-11-04T09:22:00.000-07:002007-11-04T09:22:00.000-07:00My mother once tried to smother mewith a loaf of p...My mother once tried to smother me<BR/>with a loaf of pumpernickel. I was<BR/>35, and living in the basement at the time. From that moment on I've<BR/>rejected pumpernickel and suffocation. Have you ever tried to<BR/>butter bread with a screwdriver? Well I have, and let me tell you, it leads to mystical experiences.<BR/>But never mind that, I am Turner Dupre, journalist and provocateur,<BR/>and I know well the dangers of white bread and protease inhibitors! The vermin responsible for poisoning our food supply should be shown a lime ditch with bodies in it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com